STARS & BAD TASTE: RED CARTOON


Stars are sometimes, crazy, glamorous, funny or successful. But there is one thing completely forbidden according to me for a super star: to have bad taste

Just stop and think a minute, about all the people around the stars, who dedicate their lives to make them more attractive or less awful than they are, and you will agree to say it is a big big insult to all of those trying hard to look well, with less money, no stylist, no personal hairdresser, and no make-up artist.

You have also to consider that poor taste is an international illness.
Stars all around the world suffer from this plague and don’t seem to be in recovery. It is time for us to help them, to give them the opportunity to wake up and the necessary medicine to feel better and evolve in this vicious, sadic and cruel world that doesn’t spare that kind of mistake.

My method: a complete weekly check-up of our favourite stars; known for their very bad taste, and who seem to be lost and powerless.
My tool: a red flag in order to underline the damages
My solution: a comparison with a glamorous equivalent or some rescue advices.
My identity: must keep secret, call me - C -

Because you are worth it

*** C ***


MISSION N°1: SAVE BRITNEY SPEARS

She was so lucky!!!

“Early morning, she wakes up, knocks, knocks, knocks on the door. It’s time to make-up, perfect smile cause it’s you they all waiting. Isn’t she lovely, this Hollywood girl? She’s so lucky, she’s a star..”
So far away the time when the privileged and so cute Britney, could song this couplet. More far away the time when she was launching trends thanks to her hipsters jean which is become the “must have” of teenage girls all around the world.





Her separation with JT was the beginning of the end. Today Brit Brit is depressive, alcohol and drug addict. At 25, we could say that 2 is her favourite number: 2 weddings, divorces and 2 children. Britney drinks more and more, she offers notorious scoop to paparazzi…as she songs herself, Brit is become totally “crazy”

RED FLAG
We could have forgive all these mini-catastrophes, but little Brit goes to far. Everyday we discover a new vice
Fat Britney
Badly dressed Brit

Dirty Britney



Bald Britney





My 5 advices to Brut Brit
1st – A rapid and efficient diet
2cdly – A total peeling of her body & a thermal cure at Aix-en-Provence
3rd – A serious devising with her hairdresser
4th – The hiring of a real stylist/ If she pays well I will maybe accept
5th – A real and definitive withdrawal cure

Good Luck Britney…Keep’N !

*** C ***


MISSION N°2: CONDUCE EVE ANGELI TO RENOUNCE

Dirty, nasty, trashy Eve
“Laisse moi un peu de toi…” please Eve, do not. Keep everything, I don’t want a souvenir.
Bring to light thanks to the show « Graines de star » in 1999, Eve Angeli was looking like a baby girl, clumsy and with no personality.

At 25, she still the same but now, everybody knows that she is also stupid, know for her “Evangelisme” and that she has a very, very bad taste.

RED FLAG
In 2007, she has offer a festival of getups more and more farcical.
We discover..

Eve naked

Eve the porn star

Eve the porn star

Eve pseudo glamorous

My 5 advices to Eve
1st – Please go back to your original hair color
2cdly – Find a real job
3rd – Stop talking
4th – Contact Rocco Sifredi, together you could become the new superstar porn-couple
5th – Think to all these little girls who wish to become famous singer..don’t break their dreams !!!

Good luck Eve…Keep’N

*** C ***